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What Kind Of Stateside Drinker Are You?

            Here at Federal Distilling, we don’t believe there is any one right way to drink Stateside Urbancraft Vodka. We’re of the opinion that as long as you have Stateside in your glass then you’re doing something right. With that being said, if you are new to the Stateside family, you may be a smidge unsure of which way of consuming your new favorite vodka will work best for you. That is why after months of exhausting research by a highly trained team of vodkaologists, we humbly present this list of ways to enjoy Stateside Urbancraft Vodka. We recommend experimenting with several of these options until you find the one that works best for you. After all, practice makes perfect.

Stateside Straight: You are a purist and we respect that. You don’t want anything to get in the way of tasting what a truly smooth vodka is all about. You’ve got it all figured out and we salute you.

Stateside On the Rocks: Maybe you don’t like your liquor served at room temperature and there is nothing wrong with that. There is a reason that it is called “iced tea” and not “lukewarm tea”. Throw a couple of cubes in your glass and enjoy.

Stateside Mixed with Juice: Trying to get your Vitamin C on like a grown up? Going to brunch and think mimosas are lame? If you’re looking to enjoy your Stateside Vodka without pissing off your nutritionist then this option is for you.

Stateside Mixed with Soda or Tonic: You want to taste your vodka, but you are also a fan of carbonation and squeezing slices of fruit into your drink. This is a classic way of enjoying a cocktail and if this is how you’re enjoying Stateside then you are one classy individual.

Stateside Martini (Dry or Dirty): Whether you’re shaking or stirring one of these bad boys, you are an experienced vodka drinker and have probably been drinking martinis the same way since the first time you saw “Octopussy”. Far be it from us to tell you how to drink your vodka…keep on keeping on, my friend.

Stateside Cosmopolitan: You might be a Samantha or you may be a Carrie. Either way, these pink potables are perfect for round table discussions on the latest gossip with the gals or if you’re just in the mood for something that looks pretty and tastes good.

Stateside Mixed With an Energy Drink: MAYBE YOU’VE HAD A LONG DAY AND YOU’RE LOOKING FOR A LITTLE EXTRA BOOST TO GET YOUR NIGHT STARTED! MAYBE YOU JUST LIKE THE TASTE! SO GO TAKE A DISCO NAP, GET YOUR WINGS, AND FLY WITH US!

We hope that you have found this list both helpful and informative. Regardless of how you’re drinking your Stateside, we just want you to enjoy it. Cheers.

 

 

 

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